The stage shows aren’t particularly spectacular, especially when compared to places like 4Play or Cheetahs, but that tends to be the norm for full-nude strip clubs in L.A., where the main selling point is the lap dance. Xposed is a haven for high-mileage lap dances and the kind of guys that service attracts. We recommend passing on the balloon dance and going for the higher mileage, more traditional $20 private dance. The reality of a balloon dance is that anyone, sexy maid or not, bouncing on your lap with all her weight not only doesn’t feel sexy, but also fills the air with latex odors and the awkward, intolerable squeak of a balloon rubbed raw. It sounds fun, but as is so often the case in life-and strip clubs-reality never quite meets expectations. One weird dance special of note: The $10 “balloon dance,” in which one of the waitresses (who are typically the most attractive workers at the club) places a balloon on your lap and bounces and grinds on top of it until it pops. Wash, rinse, repeat, and before you know it it’s closing time. At regular intervals, an announcement calls all dancers back to the stage for a $1 song special, then it’s back to the floor to collect those singles, which gives the gorgeous waitresses (dressed as sexy maids) a chance to clean the poles seductively-just in time for the next dancer to hit the main stage. Dancers rotate between three stages and then head to the floor to wrangle a lap. A busy night (usually a Friday or Saturday after 1am) has the mesmerizing enchantment of a swiftly-moving assembly line.
Deja vu strip club full#
It’s massive, full of ladies hustling for private dances, and open till 6am. Too hot and bothered? Turn things down a notch with topless bars-or negate nudity altogether and check out bikini bars instead.įollow Jakob and Kate on Instagram and Vu is a strip club in the truest sense of the phrase. Lookin' for more? Check out the rest of our best strip clubs in LA. Full nude clubs have a tendency to be a little bigger and offer a larger variety of dance options, ranging from $20 lap dances to private VIP rooms, bed dances and many more ways to blow through hundreds of dollars while spending time with a sexy lady or three. They also don’t really start to pick up until around 2am, after the bars hit last call. Since they don’t serve alcohol, nude clubs can stay open later-most don’t close until 4 or 6 in the morning. So the girls-and their private dances-are the main focus for visitors (we don’t see many people paying a $20 cover just to drink Red Bull). For one, California state law prohibits full nudity and the sale of alcohol at the same venue. Personally, we don’t have a horse in that race, but regardless, nude strip clubs in LA definitely have a different vibe than other local bars offering similar services. Worse Deja Vu I ever been.Some purists staunchly insist that a place can’t be called a true strip club unless the girls tease down to the buff and bare all. Girls look like they are strung out on heroine. hold your money close and dont fall in love. The girls r very pretty but the sign is right about the 3 girls tho. You have Better luck getting a lap dance at a library. The girls on stage were less than pleasant on the eye. First impression was sass from the cashier.
If youre accustomed to gentlemans clubs with any sort of class, steer clear of this joint. untill we sall how much we spent hahaha but definitely worth the time and money Me and some friends went for the first time at any club and had an amazing time! Were all super picky with woman and most of them were very attractive and we all had a blast. IIIIIIIIITTTTTT FFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL AAAAAAAAnd two lapdances. Other than the people being rude, everything else is good.īest place to go stripclub. then my cousin (the bachelorette) was texting her fiancé to keep tabs on how her night is going, then the bartender walked up & pretty much threatened her.Īnd another warning. he punched a guy in the face for having his phone out. WOW! you cant expect me to spend my money on you when youre so mean! how does she even make money? i cant remember her name, but she is by far the most gorgeous & super talented!!īUT theres this one stripper, she was so rude! it was my first time going to a club, so i was a little nervous, and when i told her i didnt want a private lap dance from her, she got an attitude and walked away. the rest, yuck! some are old & some look like theyre on drugs. Id say about half the girls there are worth looking at. about 5 mins after walking in, we were greeted by some girls, very friendly.
Okay, i went here for a bachelorette party last night.
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